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I thought I'd try something new to get things going again, The Conservative Humor News

First episode, test run


And a Halloween episode,


Solomon.

The Nightmare Before Christmas by Ray Stevens

This song by Ray Stevens has been out for a while but he has redone it, and it seems to fit with the way progressives view Christmas.

 

And Merry Christmas to all, and my all progressives find coal waiting for them on Christmas Morning.
(Its even more terrifying for them to find coal because its a fossil fuel.)

Solomon.

Geraldo Rivera and how World Trade Center Building 7 fell.

So I am watching Foxnews and Geraldo Rivera's show comes on and I get to hear Geraldo Rivera give credibility to the 9/11 truthers with this World Trade Center Building 7 suspicious collapse bull. Well I have proof as House would say "Geraldo, your an Idiot!" I summit as proof of this a clip from Modern Marvels episode 11-60 Engineering Disasters 13, it was first aired on November 16, 2004. The clip I use has a different narrator but is almost word for word for the episode I have on DVD, (I played them simultaneously and their are only a few word differences, such as however instead of but.) 



This I why I as an aspiring writer, even for fantasy related stuff, I do research on my own, in the interview no mention is give to the unusual nature of the building's construction and base the power station, and other related stuff isn't brought up. This should now be enshrined in the "Why you should do basic research a high school drop out could do and make you look like the biggest idiot since Custer" Hall of fame. The wost thing of this is now I am going to have to hear 9/11 Truthers say "Geraldo Rivera is one of us and believes in us", just once I wish people like Geraldo would think fourth dimensionally and think about the consequences of something to say. At this point Geraldo joins Rosie "It's the first time fire melted steel" O'Donnell in the kook file, oh and on the fire melting steel department, she should go watch or meet a blacksmith they do it everyday, just as a small example of warping steel.

Solomon the Wise

P.S. I now believe I have proof there is definitely a God, because at approximately 11:30pm 11/13/2010 I decide to watch something on DVD so I do a quick think of what I could watch, for some reason I decide to check out my Best of Modern Marvels set starting with the Engineering Disasters. And when I get to Disk 3 I look at the episode list and Engineering Disasters 13 catches my eye; Modern Marvels attempts to answer questions about why Patriot missiles failed to work, how 7 World Trade Center Building crumbled without being hit on September 11, the toxic waste-filled love Canal, and the Coconut Grove nightclub fire. How ironic that only an hour & half later I would find this on a whim.

Veterans Day November 11th 2010

And when he gets to Heaven,

To Saint Peter he will tell:

One more solder reporting sir-

I’ve served my time in Hell.


And the opening from Medal of Honor Frontline which replays the speech
Dwight D. Eisenhower give on June 6th, 1944.



Solomon.

Obama of Borg

As a Star Trek & conservative I thought this was amusing and wanted to share it, as the president has made use of the term "Collective" a little too much for my taste or comfort.



AND now for what I want to call Americas Response, just imagine the Obama O symbol as the round disk, that's how I feel and I think most Americans feel that way, Assimilate THIS! November is very close Obama of Borg and the Democrat drones your time is at an end, or at least the beginning of the end.



Solomon.

Israel, The "Freedom Flotilla," and Their War Against Extermination.

With all of the attacks on Israel for actually trying to defend themselves from those who wish to exterminate the Jewish people like a cockroach infestation, I have the need to write some things on this.

Throw the Bums Out! Updated!

Another great hit from Ray Stevens - Throw the Bums Out! watch it and go to it spot on YouTube Ray Stevens - Throw the Bums Out to give it more view and don't forget to share it, and Throw the Bums Out!

Updated 5/6/2010 12:45AM
Forward this to everyone we can I want to get the YouTube hits over one million as fast as possible, it is currently at 100,426 (on 5/6/2010 12:45 AM) This is a direct link to the YouTube page here, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q59ZcFguUOo, use the Email post function and lets send a message and make this the new TEA Party song Ray Stevens - Throw the Bums Out!



Solomon.

America and Our Rights.

A few months ago I watched an interview Bill O'Reilly did with Steward Rhodes, founder of the Oathkeepers, see the 1st video below, and became annoyed with O'Reilly as seems to be a pattern in the last year. O'Reilly doesn't seem to realize just how dangerous his attitude, the people they were disarming were the LAW-ABIDING citizens NOT the thugs running around acting like warlords in a third world country. I just don't get O'Reilly when Katrina first happened he claimed to have a revelation how gun liberal control and regulations don't work, but now its alright, those thugs were/are predators we all know or have repeated the joke to a gun control person "Put up a big Gun Free zone sign for all to see at your home, and see what happens." See the video below from the 1/2 Hour News Hour on how liberals think it works.

So why am I doing this now after Glenn Beck showed the video clip of the old woman in New Orleans was roughed up to take her gun, I decided to find that clip, but I found something even better or worse depending on one's point of view, on more of the people the authorities took legal guns from not caring about their rights. See the NRA: The Untold Story of Gun Confiscation After Katrina video below. It brings to mind a common defense during the Nuremberg Trials "I was only fallowing orders" that 'defense' has been declared illegitimate as a defense to crimes committed by civilian and military personnel when ordered to by their leaders.

So if Obama was to use the current incident to order the confiscation of guns from the public, which would clearly be unconstitutional, when the Supreme Court declared it so all individuals who participated in that action would be vulnerable to civil and criminal penalties.

Also Bill O'Reilly a few weeks ago on Lt. Col. Terrence Lakin and another soldier with a facebook page supporting the Tea Party basically said that soldiers should just follow your orders and don't question them.

So again I am left asking Bill O'Reilly a question he will never answer, All the Oathkeepers are saying is they will not follow unconstitutional orders, so why do you want them to follow unconstitutional orders if they are given them. Unfortunately Bill O'Reilly won't answer my question.

Bill O'Reilly interview with Steward Rhodes, founder of the Oathkeepers.


NRA: The Untold Story of Gun Confiscation After Katrina


Gun Free Zones - 1/2 Hour News Hour


Also
On Gun Control - 1/2 Hour News Hour

With this one I am starting to think it might be coming true.

This clips from the 1/2 Hour News Hour is one of my favorites, its sad that that series was ended due to the overly critical response from the left in the media.
Just goes to prove they can't take what they are always dishing out.

Solomon

Times Square Car Bomb NOT Terrorism.

Warning in the full page I am including a piture of Holocaust Victims in the full page of this.

This morning I had to listen to Secretary Napolitano try to evade admitting the Times Square SUV Bomb  was terrorism, vindicating my post The Times Square Bomb Plot yesterday. And while I was listening to this I remembered what this administration wanted to call terrorist attacks, Man Caused Disasters, you know lets apply that label to a few well known events like, the Holocaust is now a Man Caused Disaster, the Massacre at Jonestown by Jim Jones now a Man Caused Disaster, the Stalinist Gulags and death camps are Man Caused Disasters, Pol Pot's crimes are Man Caused Disasters, Che Guevara and Castro's actions in Cuba are Man Caused Disasters, and finally the Man the Obama administration loves Mao Zedong who's actions caused the deaths of over Sixty Million Chinese was JUST a Man Caused Disaster.

You know when you think about it Man Caused Disaster just seems to sanitize what these actions really were, Evil, Inhuman, Cruel, Terroristic, Crimes Against Humanity that should always be remembered for what they are, EVIL!

Watch it below,


Of course now the regime realizes the people are having a problem with their avoidance of the word Terrorism, and are now using it.
Like I said before I don't care if its Neo Nazis, Black Panthers, the Weather Underground, Al Qaeda, Aliens from Alpha Centauri, or some nut with too much time on his hands, its Terrorism, its a tactic intended to cause terror so you should have no problem using it.

Also I want to post this video of one of the street vendors form Times Square;


Solomon.

P.S. I want to post the Green Lanterns oath from the comic books, something about it always seems to be inspirational when I read it,

"In brightest day, in blackest night,

No evil shall escape my sight.

Let those who worship evil's might,

Beware my power...

Green Lantern's Light!"

Judge's Ruling a Knockout

Saw this and had to post it here.



She has no right to complain about her bail after what she did. And what she did reminds me of an old Dragnet episode, You can watch it here, Dragnet Burglary: Helpful Woman.
Which brings up a thought what would Joe Friday Say to her? ;)

Solomon.

Happy Meal Toys Banned in California County

Why is it that the Government and the Food Nazis have to keep trying to dictate how we live our lives despite the fact that the very people they claim they are protecting are strongly against this kind of dictation of their lives? Personally there is only one reason they are doing this, you have heard the phrase "Getting Your Foot in the Door," well this is what they are doing despite the fact that their new law only effects a few restaurants in unincorporated areas of Santa Clara County, if it stands its a start to getting into your home once they have their foot in the door.

Its the same thing with most progressive laws and regulations they only need their foot in the door, then they can get into your home to tell you how to live your life, and possibly what to think.

Read the full stories at Foxnews.com, Happy Meal Toys Could be Banned in California County & California County Bans Toys in Kids' Meals at Restaurants.

Also I have this clip of a Food Nazi for your enjoyment.


Solomon.

P.S. Neil Cavuto has it right the Food Nazis are becoming the new Burgermeisters.

Critics Want to Ground Eddie the Eagle

I saw this a few days ago in the morning, 4/27/2010, and wanted to post it and some quick thoughts on this issue.

While as a conservative I want to gut the Federal Education department and system, and burn down what is left after that, but this is one thing which I do not have a problem with. First it's the NRA mascot telling/informing children not to mess with a gun if the see/find one and to tell an adult, not some government bureaucrat telling our children we don't need guns any more in our society, although that is already happening with some progressive/liberal teachers. Second with so many parents with guns not properly teaching/telling their children not to play around with a 'real' gun, it makes sense to me, I should add some of those parents probably have a gun for illegitimate purposes. And as to the point of the children not retaining the information, while she may not be one of them, the liberals and progressives tell us we should teach sex education as soon as possible see my post, One Degree of Separation, on These Stories for proof, yet when it comes to our issues they say the children won't retain the information and we shouldn't do it. No what they want to do it take our money to indoctrinate our children that all guns are bad, except for the ones in the hands of the government and we don't really have a Right to Bear Arms despite the Second Amendment.

It's bad enough that we have all the socialist indoctrination going on in our school systems, we need to get some balance back in, what ever form it may be.

Solomon.

Climate Scientist, Heated Up Over Satirical Video, Threatens Lawsuit

Penn State climate scientist Michael Mann is upset over the satirical video "Hide the Decline" (see below) and is now threatening a lawsuit over it.



No Cap and Trade, a large organization that includes the group Mann is threatening to sue, Minnesotans for Global Warming, has a new version of the video "Hide the Decline II." (see below)



I have one question for him, if he thought ClimateGate was a pain in his you know what, a lawsuit would give anyone he sued full discovery and to quote Jeff Davis, the President of No Cap and Trade "there's a lot to look at in his work."

Look at Al Gore, not that I want to give him any praise, he's a little smarter even though he's been satirized on many shows, my personal favorite is the South Park episode "ManBearPig," he hasn't sued or threatened to sue any one or group because he knows, not that the debate is over, but that such a case would only hurt their cause when the light is shined on their so called evidence as recent events have shown.

Solomon.

Read the full story at foxnews.com, here.

Bill O'Reilly Believes the Feds can Fix the Problems it Created.

Here we go again, O'Reilly Believes the Feds who made the housing mess in the first place can now fix it! Does the phrase "one's born every minute" sound familiar, O'Reilly wants more government regulation of the markets to fix what the government created by way of its earlier regulations, does that even sound logical!? For example when people were complaining of long lines at the post office, what was the post office's answer? Why to remove all of the clocks! What next, if people keep complaining of long lines will the confiscate anything capable of keeping time until you leave the post office facilities!? John Stossel tried to get O'Reilly to see the error of that view but like with Oil O'Reilly lets his anger cloud his critical thinking on this, see my past articles for more on O'Reilly's clouded critical thinking The Oil Company Profits and the Truth Bill O’Reilly Ignores. & Ethanol - The Gas Substitute that Can’t. And Other Options.

One of the key things O'Reilly is ignoring on this is government used it's police powers on the banks to force them to make loans to people who couldn't pay them back, basically putting a gun to the head of the banks. Any bank that made a noise about making these loans was told they would lose their Federal backing, in other words they would not be able to operate in the territories of the United States, and to keep those banks quiet the Federal Government backed the loans with Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, with our tax dollars. So O'Reilly tell me that this whole mess isn't the fault of the Federal Government.



Solomon.

What was he thinking, or was he even thinking.

One of the voices of the Geico commercials has found himself on the unemployment line, thanks to his anti-Tea Party voicemail he left on Freedomworks. By the way he isn't the one who does the Geico Gecko's voice.
Listen to it below.


Why is it that so many on the left think it's alright to demean those on the conservative spectrum and not expect if and when it gets out people won't be happy with you and might not buy your product. What was he thinking, or was he even thinking? Geico made the choice they thought was right, you can't have a national brand that isn't political have one of its employees possibly demeaning half of your consumer base. Now he's threatening to sue Freedomworks because Geico canned him, you make comments like that and think they won't get out, someone needs to do more critical thinking. Unfortunately we can expect more of this for the foreseeable future.

Solomon.

Proof Christianity Wasn't A Mystery Religion.

I am tired of the claims that Christianity started out as a Mystery Religion, so from the Internet and YouTube I present an Episode of Ancient Discoveries, Machines of the Gods, in five parts. I hate to have to use something that will take up to an hour to watch, but it is in five parts and each part is about ten minutes long so you can watch it in segments and for the time being it will be exactly where you find it again.

Christianity has not used tricks to get people to believe. Faith is a powerful thing if you have faith in anything nothing will be impossible.

And I already know what some are going to say so I am going to destroy that now.
First Honest Christians do not stoop to such trickery, I have found that those who do tend toward cults and cultists. By the way, I don't want to hear any comments about Christianity being a cult. Second the "If Heron was working for secular reasons" argument is some of the biggest BS I have heard in my life, Heron was working at the Library of Alexandria, where do you think he got the name Heron of Alexandria! The Library of Alexandria during its day was the modern equivalent of the Smithsonian, combined with the top engineering schools, and think tanks of today. And just for kicks the Antikythera mechanism proves the secular reasons argument is BS, I have watched most of the Ancient Discoveries episodes and they also prove that argument BS. If you look back to my post They're making the same mistake again. Russia Unveils Stealth Fighter. The US military didn't dismiss Jet Technology for religious reasons, they and others thought it was impossible, all while Nazi Germany and Britain were developing Jets, so historically it would make since that there would be men who would not see the military or other applications of this technology, the myth of religious science retardation is constantly used to shut us up, I am sick and tired of this BS and its time to fight back, ALSO, the show proves to me that Humanity is more then just some evolved animal.


Part One.


Part Two.


Part Three.


Part Four


Part Five


Solomon.

P.S. My post, We Christians don't Want to Restrict Science, would also be a good one to check out.

You Got a light?!

If you haven't heard about it yet, Qatari diplomat Mohammed Al-Madadi (age 27) decided to make a really stupid joke when he was caught trying to smoke in the restroom of an airliner in flight, the joke was that he had been trying to light his shoes. Oh but it gets better, he was on his way to see a convicted 9/11 terrorist. We are told don't even say 'Hi Jack' in the airport even if you see someone named 'Jack,' what did they tell him when he was chosen to be a diplomat, did they even tell him what to do and not to do, not to attack his age but he is 27 you would think they (Qatar) would have had an older diplomat tutor him in what to say and not say. After all it could have turned out a lot worse for him, on the plane, if the passengers had panicked thinking it was a terrorist act.

Personally this guy needs a kick in the pants at the least for his 'joke,' but that's just me, or is it. I would like to hear from some others and I will post a poll on it.

Read more here, Qatari Diplomat Who Caused Security Scare Expected to Be Sent Home, Official Says.

Also some video from fox,


Solomon.

Dr. Phil's Legal Troubles

First to answer this question and then I will comment, Two guests who admitted to committing crimes on the show end up in jail; do the convicts have a case against the TV host? Hell, NO!

Now for my commentary,
I actually watched this episode when it was first aired a few years ago, after all could you? With all the previews talking about them I just couldn't resist it, and I have to say it was like watching an accident happen in real life in slow motion. What isn't shown in this clip is the fact that they wanted Dr. Phil's help to go legit, they wanted to start a legitimate business by selling non-stolen goods by buying things direct from manufacturers to sell online. That was part of the "Help" they wanted, and I can guarantee you that even Dr. Phil wanted no part in that. And the worst part about this couple is they took their kids with them on their shoplifting excursions and might have used them in shoplifting. Not to condone criminal activity, they defiantly qualify for stupidest criminals, if they had any brains they would have sold off most of their "merchandise" and bought some kind of small business or a franchise of some kind, all stories of criminals "going legit" they take their illegitimate earnings and invest them into some kind of legitimate business, and again I do not condone criminal activity.

The funniest thing about this when it first aired was the fact that as soon as it was aired the police and other law enforcement agencies would be fast tracking some warrants to search their house and property.

I have to ask this Judge one question did you even watch this show, if you had you wouldn't have come down on Dr. Phil you would have praised him for exposing them. And as to the issue of warning them he did, also it wasn't a live show, in terms of being aired live, they could have asked to stop taping and go to a lawyer. And as to a lawyer, I don't think even Johnnie Cochran could get them off.

Solomon.

Earth Hour and Earth Day Special Part 2.

For Earth Hour and the future Earth Day I have two specials, on political cartoon from the Climate Gate scandal and a debate between Joe Bastardi, AccuWeather Meteorologist and Bill Nye the "Science Guy" from February, 22, 2010 on the O'Reilly Factor.

This will also be the start of sharing some of political cartoons that I have saved over the years. The first on is from a couple of months ago and is about the Climate Gate Scandal, the reason why I’m showing this one first is despite all the evidence of Global Warming-Climate Change is a
fraud, the environmentalists, progressives, and Al Gore are still pushing it, even a couple of
weeks ago Bill Nye and Joe Bastardi were debating of this fraud on O’Rilly’s show
and Nye kept trying to compare Climate Change (a Fraud) to the nature of Venus and the
supposed greenhouse effect on Venus and Earth. For more on those subjects see my previous posts Global Warming and the Greenhouse Effect and Greenhouse Effect and Earth becoming Venus. And I am really getting sick and tired of Earth Hour and Earth Day, and did you know that an Earth Day founder was a killer, Ira Einhorn, stick that in your environmentalist bongs and smoke it.





Text Transcript of the Video.

Solomon.

Marco Rubio, Charlie Crist, and The Republican Candidates for Florida Senate Race

Today I watched the debate on Fox News Sunday and after listening to Marco Rubio and Charlie Crist with Chris Wallace asking questions and referring the debate, I have to say its over in my opinion. Governor Charlie Crist spent well over half his time attacking Marco Rubio and every time Crist went into an attack I could only shake my head at, what looks to me, his desperation, he can not win against Rubio in the normal debate of issues. He just couldn't help but go back to the same attacks against Rubio again and again, and that made him look desperate to me.

What was worse for Charlie Crist is some of the things that Chris Wallace brought up, such as former Florida Governor Jeb Bush's criticism over the stimulus pork. The current list of people supporting Rubio doesn't help Crist. Also raising taxes fees when you said you wouldn't didn't help President Bush Sr. and I its not helping you now.

Marco Rubio came off as someone who was looking to debate the issues that are important to America, and while I, and I think all Americans, want to know if a candidate might have a dirty streak Charlie Crist just kept going back to the same attack and when you keep up the same attack it not only gets old but people start asking do you have any real ideas. Well do you Charlie Crist, do you have any ideas? I heard you today but it seemed that you were the politicians we are currently angry with, the same ones who just shoved health-care down the throats of the American people when they said stop and start over.

It looks like the Florida Republican Senate Race is over to me I think Charlie Crist will lose to Marco Rubio, and with the rumors of Crist's possible running as an independent it now seems we are looking at the opposite of what was talked about a few weeks ago about Marco Rubio running as a third party, Tea Party Candidate. If Crist should run as an independent and Rubio losses and a Democrat wins Crist will have to hide his face for sometime.

Solomon.

Update 3/29/10 12:50AM, Added parts 1 & 2 of the video.

Part 1


Part 2